Chemistry of Women

Chemistry of Women

Element – Woman Symbol - Wn.

Discovery - Discovered by Adam in nascent form. Surplus in urban areas.

Physical Properties

• Boils at any temperature
• Freezes at nothing.
• Melts when properly treated.
• Very bitter if not used well.
• Unstable under pressure.
• Atomic weight is about 40-60 kgs.

Chemical Properties

• Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
• Reacts violently if left alone.
• Has ability to absorb great quantities of food.

Uses

• Highly ornamental.
• Useful as an equalizer in distribution of wealth.
• Most effective income reducing agent known to man.

Tests

• Turns pale when placed besides a better looking specimen.

Caution

• Highly explosive in experienced hands.

Article By: Cismol P Mathew, St.Teresa’s College

A Kiss Is.........

A Kiss Is.........

Teacher of Geometry : A kiss is the shortest distance between two points.
Teacher of Algebra : A kiss is divided by nothing.
Teacher of Physiology : A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Teacher of Chemistry : A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Teacher of Zoology : A kiss is the interchange of universal salivary bacteria.
Teacher of Accountancy : A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Teacher of Economics : A kiss is the thing for which the demand is higher than supply.
Teacher of Philosophy : A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and
homage for the old.

Article By: Cismol P Mathew, St.Teresa’s College