Chemistry of Women

Chemistry of Women

Element – Woman Symbol - Wn.

Discovery - Discovered by Adam in nascent form. Surplus in urban areas.

Physical Properties

• Boils at any temperature
• Freezes at nothing.
• Melts when properly treated.
• Very bitter if not used well.
• Unstable under pressure.
• Atomic weight is about 40-60 kgs.

Chemical Properties

• Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
• Reacts violently if left alone.
• Has ability to absorb great quantities of food.

Uses

• Highly ornamental.
• Useful as an equalizer in distribution of wealth.
• Most effective income reducing agent known to man.

Tests

• Turns pale when placed besides a better looking specimen.

Caution

• Highly explosive in experienced hands.

Article By: Cismol P Mathew, St.Teresa’s College

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